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From the offices of L. Nurble
Chief Under-Executive of Animal Husbandry
MAGIFAX INC.
A Division of FIRX Enterprises
To an Adventurer, 3rd Class
Dear
It is my sad duty to inform you that you have died. It seems that
you have somehow stumbled into the Experimental Beeble Farm operated by
our division, and have come to an untimely end. You also face charges
of willfully misusing company property ( a Squink, or perhaps a WallBang,
we aren't quite certain), and lesser charges of destroying experimental
animals belonging to FIRX Enterprises.
It seems you did not enter our facilities through the proper entrance,
nor did you have permission. This is very serious, as you now know.
Naturally, we here at Magifax are very sorry you have expired, and
we shall do everything in our power to see that this unfortunate incident
does not occur again, but you must do your part, too! If you wish to
rubberneck in our facilities, please obtain permission from our Main Offices
( see P. Griss). Thank you.
Sincerely,
L. Nurble
copies to: D.Fleeb, F.Twilb, P.Griss, Q. Meep, and on and on...